Blue Valley Textbooks

Each book has been selected by the teachers, approved by the district, and supported by the Blue Valley Board of Education for use as a required reading assignment in a Blue Valley Communication Arts class.

Can you sincerely say that these books are absent of "gratuitous sex, profanity, and violence" per Blue Valley's selection policy 4600? The teachers, district office administrators, and Board of Education did! Click the book title for more excerpts, and a full review of the book.

Click here for a sampling of the literary education the Blue Valley students are missing out on.

Title Author A small sampling of the words and thoughts your child will study
9th Grade
Bless Me Ultima Anaya humping her down, exorcism, whoring with the girls, I saw a boy and girl fucking in the grass, You fucking little bastards
Stotan Crutcher peckerneck, puts drugs into every orifice, anus breath, whore, bitch, sweet on a little jungle bunny, you'd like to have a little dark meat, jumping in the sack with a little tarbaby, puss, nigger
10th Grade
Animal Dreams Kingsolver fuck, fuckers, goddamn, shit, damn, ass, dipshit, dickhead, slept with someone's husband, dickhead, goat fuckers
Boy's Life McCammon shithead, motherfucker, sonofabitch, fuckin, fucked, whore, suck cocks, sucking big fat donkey cocks, Nigger, squawboy, whorehouse, shitfire, niggerblood, niggernuts, asshole, chickenshit, Jesus, Goddamn, dickhead, little pussy
Catcher in the Rye Salinger hell 249 times, goddam 186, damn 113, faggy 1, ass 26, butt 2, bull 6, bitch 2, bastard 60, Chrissake 25, God (in vain) 32, Sonovabitch 15, Jesus Christ (in vain) 6, whore 5, fuck 6
11th Grade
Bean Trees Kingsolver pecker, slut, hell, sink into her crotch, Pedophilia. Perpetrator. Deviant. Maleficent, God's pee-pee!
Black Boy Wright projectile force of their excretions, I was a drunkard (by age 6), Bloody Christ killers, Never trust a Jew. bastard sonofabitching, a nigger can stick his prick in the ground and spin around on it like a top
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Kesey - 12 uses of “fuck/fucking/motherfucker”, 9 of “shit/bullshit”, 12 of “bitch/son of a bitch”, 4 of “asshole/ass", 10 of “goddamn”, 10 of “bastard”, 6 of “ball-cutter”, 4 of “coon”, plus dago, tarbabies, black-ass, nigger and cocksucker
Song of Solomon Morrison fucking small children, convicts, boys, sheep, dogs, goats, liver, each other, and even certain species of plants; fuck, fucking, motherfucker, drive that knife smack in your cunt, cocksucker, smacking my lips over another man’s dick
12th Grade
All the Pretty Horses McCarthy shit, goddam, bullshit, dogshit, ass, dipshit, asshole, rat's ass, whores
The Awakening Chopin orgasm and suicide are two major topics
Beloved Morrison fucking, fucking cows, dreaming of rape, the men abused cows, fucked cows
Fallen Angels Myers cut a baby’s head off, asshole, fuck, go fuck yourself, bullshit, faggot, nigger, cootie, fuck
The Hot Zone Preston bitch, shit, fuck, Goddamn, fucking, Mr. Bat Shit, pissing, assholes
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Angelou put his hand between my legs, my introduction to lesbianism, hermaphrodite, crabs, nigger, jigs, dinges, blackbirds, crows, boots and spooks, shit, shit-color
Lords of Discipline Conroy motherfucker/fucker/fuck/fuckstick, pussy, cunt, douchebag, poontang, slut, suck my dick, shit, piss, asswipe, bastard
Slaughterhouse Five Vonnegut motherfucker, fucked, fucking, fuck, fucking, God-damned, Jesus, Jesus Christ, cocksucker, shit, piss, balls, pecker, whore, bastard, son of a bitch, hard-on, hell, damn
This Boy's Life Wolff yid, fuck you, pussy, guy's dong in her mouth, dicklick, eating pussy, I drew a bead on whoever walked by (sniper practice)